Flashy promises to... I'm going to Sheffield

"I'm not being funny... Sheffield is officially the greenest city in Europe, after winning the Entente Florale competition.

Christmas is coming, and like alot of people I often visit a different city for my christmas shopping, so why not Sheffield?

Sheffield has more trees per person than any other city in Europe and is the only city in England with a national park within its boundary.

Aside from that it is the setting for the best british fllm ever - the full Monty, so I might go in my special thong too!"